Intro: As told me by a friend. Cant trust it to be the truth and nothing but the truth, friend having shown signs of undue exaggeration in the past, especially when it comes to deals with women!
Scenario (as he wanted written): A He and a She stuck in a place together – both strangers.
She: Ok we have sat for an hour not talking and pretending to look at magazines
He (Seriously engrossed in a calvin n hobbes strip): Eh?
She: I said it was time we acknowledged each other
He: Eh
She: Look we will have to spend at least 2 hours more together. And I don’t know who I should yell at for that. But now that we are here, we better talk
He: Ehhh
She: Oh my God, don’t tell me you have absolutely nothing to talk about!
He: Emm
She: Alright alright fine you have proved your point. You don’t want to talk. Fine. But just don’t start humming again please
He: Err
She: God is there anything you can pronounce without an ‘eh’?
He: I wasn’t humming
She: Oh?
He: I was trying to talk
She: Not quite your best talk was it?
He: Can I have another chance? I was trying to ask you for a long time…
She: No… I mean this is not about chance. We are just 2 different people stuck together and we don’t have a single thing to talk about! Talk of luck!
He: Hmm
She: There are so many people in this world. And look who had to come together
He: I…
She: This is an unfair world I knew it all along
He: Yea but do you…
She: And it is most unfair to – guess who? Me! Me of all the creatures!
He: I have to ask…
She: And you just want to talk talk talk! You cant stand letting me talk for a bit can you? No all you men are the same. No one wants to listen!
He: Oh…
She: Don’t oh-me!
He: Ok but can I ask just one thing? I promise you can do all the talking after that.
She: Alright what?
He: Do you know where the bathroom is?
Monday, October 27, 2008
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